Post Eurovision

Lets get on and get over!

Saturday, February 8, 2014

Asian Eurovision: ABU Song Festival

For the Eurovision fans... If you didn't watch/never heard of the ABU Song Festival then you missed out. 
Here's the YouTube link to Un-miss it.

My New Drug...

Police Officer: Son, you know why I pulled you over? Me: No. What- what's wrong, officer? Police Officer: You we hitting 80 in a 60 zone. And-. *looks hard at my face* Me: *getting nervous* Uhh... Police Officer: Is that crack cocaine on your face, son? Me: No, it's Melodifestivalen 2014, but just as good. Police Officer: I meant the slush on ya face. Me: Oh. That's rabies. Raccoon bit me. Police Officer: You should get that checked- *jumps out of car, bites Police Officer repeatedly, PO shoots at me, my eyes glow red, I hiss like a cat in heat, I run off into the woods*